Wise politicians from major political parties have discovered that tinfoil hats are worn by the vast majority of protesters present at demonstrations against governmental anti-COVID-19 measures in Germany.
So-called tinfoil hats, usually made from aluminum foil, are headgear which is worn by conspiracists to protect them from governmental brainwashing, chemtrails, abduction by extraterrestrials, and other paranormal threats. dermal uptake of aluminum from cosmetics, may also play a relevant role. Previous studies have identified aluminum-containing food contact materials, especially in conjunction with acidic foodstuff and high-temperature food preparation, as one of the major sources of aluminum exposure. At this point, in our desperate search for a research niche related to toxicology and alternative methods, we finally recognized our calling.Īluminum exposure is believed to have the potential to adversely affect human health, including the induction of neurodegenerative diseases associated with cognitive dysfunction. The wisdom of those measures was enthusiastically supported by an applauding public, whereas a minority of tinfoil hat ( synonym: aluminum foil hat) conspiracists insisted on an evidence-free standpoint of non-existence of the virus. We were deeply impressed by politicians who almost daily introduced new contradictory regulations to fight the pandemic. Here too we had to realize that the world had already left us behind by horse lengths with brilliant, far more sadistic solutions.
#History of tin foil hat drivers
Then we thought of a children’s straitjacket with an integrated artificial intelligence-controlled EEG, which gives the children, malicious drivers of the deadly pandemic, a 1000 V jolt whenever they even think about taking off their everyday and night mask. Equipped with rich funding, we initially thought of developing an expensive, completely useless corona warning app but had to realize that we had already been outdone. After our paper on non-linear endocrine no-dose effects had triggered an unprecedented seismic paradigm shift in the otherwise tranquil world of toxicology (Portant and Sults 2019), the authors’ hard time with funding acquisition was fortunately ended by the corona pandemic, since all research projects, no matter how moronic, were suddenly drowned in money if they only had “COVID-19” in their name.